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How I eat my favorite topping of pizza
That disappointing moment when you realize your four new followers, are just follow-backs.
>Log on to see four new followers.
>Realizes they’re all just follow-backs. 
ALL MY HAPPINESS. IT’S DRAINED FROM MY SOUL.
Singing a song my sister hates.
I’m singing an Adele song and being so dramatic like—
And I feel fucking fabulous.
Then my sister walks in after hearing me like,
My reaction:
I WASN’T JUST SINGING A SONG YOU HATE. I SWEAR.
That awkward moment when you’re singing and you’re hitting the high note but, you ran out of air.
At first you’re all
But then your voice starts breaking and you’re running outta air and you’re all
This happens daily.
I tripped over air today.
I’m just /that/ cool. 
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